In case of emergency, toss those puppies up over your shoulders and use them as a life preserver.
Pictures like these two bring a tear to my eye because I know this vicious circle of bad decision making will (unfortunately for these kids) continue through the generations. Parents set examples, kids follow examples, kid ends up on People Of Walmart. Music to my ears!
Florida & Wisconsin
I hate it when the muffin batter spills up over the pan like that. I usually just toss ’em out and start from scratch. Objections? Do I hear any objections? Yeah I didn’t think so.
Arkansas & Georgia
Holy hell, I really hope that is George Carlin back from the dead because he is one of the funniest guys ever. Chances are good it’s just some guy that hates people, mainly because everyone calls him George Carlin.