I don’t remember the part in Drumline where they show up at Walmart?! Okay, I didn’t actually see the movie, but I’m guessing they didn’t show up at Walmart. Who needs drummers at Walmart anyway? Like I want a damn soundtrack for when I walk out of the store with a box of condoms and a pack of smokes.
Ah yes, the two things that can bring Superman to his knees, Kryptonite and herpes.
Hot damn! It’s time once again for my favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”! This is the hipster douche edition where it is up to you to decide which guy squeezed into his skinny jeans better! Now personally, I have a great relationship with my testicles so I couldn’t subject them to this type of torture so both are losers in my opinion, but I guess one has to win. I like ketchup more than mustard so that’s where I’ll toss my vote.
Florida & Nebraska
I always find myself saying jorts just aren’t short enough and need to be rolled up. I mean, long jorts with that belly shirt would just look flat out stupid in my opinion. Now you might say “Hey PoWM, that belly shirt on it’s own is ridiculous!” but all I have to say to that is it saves me a bunch of time not having to search and look around to find his plumbers crack, so to me it’s extremely practical.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.