‘Merica. Somebody get this man a Budweiser and some Marlboro Reds.
I don’t know what you guys are staring at, it’s called fashion people…look it up.
Alaska & Florida
Do two half moons really make a full moon? I don’t know for sure but I can tell you they are driving me full-moon crazy. My inner werewolf wants to come out and just rip them to pieces as violently as possible. So I’m gonna say yes.
Turns out they just sort of wiggle and flop until they migrate across the Walmart parking lot to the T-Beezy.