Just catching some of those last minute Walmart parking lot rays, which everyone knows are the best rays to catch, before summer officially ends.
Sadly I think it’s time we start waving bye-bye to Walmart bikini season. Most of the time I’m very sad to see a bikini season go, but Walmart bikini season is a totally different monster that I look forward to it starting its hibernation.
Remember that one time you spent the weekend at your great Aunt’s house and she looked totally different first thing in the morning? Well you do now because all of those weird, repressed memories are gonna start coming back!
I’m not sure what’s going on here but for my own sanity I’m going to create this elaborate story in my mind where you’re the goofy and crazy good guy cowboy in the movie that just got himself out of a crazy pickle by disguising himself in the Indian clothes but they don’t quite fit so we all laugh. That will help me move on past this.