To look that good they must be cheetah-ing? Huh? Cheetah-ing. Like cheating! Right? Guys? Cheetah-ing! Damn I crack myself up sometimes. While you fools stay all stone faced over there I’m laughing and that’s all that matters.
Okay, gun to the head and gun to your loved one’s heads, you have to pick one to sleep with. Which guy are you gonna let fumble around your undercarriage?
California & Kentucky
Did we start something the other day by allowing cast members of Duck Dynasty in Walmart? Everyone knows my stance on animals in Walmart so I guess after ‘duck, duck’ that makes me the goose, huh?
Doesn’t anyone have the heart to tell these girls they don’t live in fairy tales or fantasy lands? I guess the simplest answer to my question is “no” but I feel like it still needs to be brought up. Anyway, which work of fiction do you like best?