Holy mother of mercy. You just pulled off a spot-on Magda from There’s Something About Mary of epic proportions!
Because pants are for all of you caged sheep that play by society’s rules…and aren’t tripping on shrooms
I see you’re working up quite a sweat from all those kisses you’re getting. Might wanna let that sucker breathe a minute sweetheart.
More like “How the Grinch Stole My Childhood Innocence.”