I don’t get it, are you part of the 99% that loves Christmas trees? Because I feel like your percentages might be off there. I have to assume between people of non-Christian religious beliefs and people like myself that like fake trees because I don’t want to clean up and water a tree, that there has to be more than 1% of people who don’t like Christmas trees.
I typically wait until Christmas Eve to get into my ridiculous looking one-piece jammies, but I suppose some people tend to get a bit overzealous.
Well I suppose it wouldn’t be truly redneck if “reindeer” was actually spelled correctly. Either way I’m sure all the little kids walking by your truck will be super excited to see Rudolph meet his maker in this type of reindeer game.
What? You think that flowing white hair and glorious beard just happen by accident? It takes a lot of time and conditioner to look that good my friend. Santa has to be fresh for the 25th.
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