Excuse me miss, it appears that you may be dehydrated. Your pee is awfully yellow.
My man’s legs here are smoother than a baby’s bottom! Unfortunately if I caressed them ever so gently all the way to the top, I may not like what awaits me.
Sometimes a-holes can turn you into a bigger one. Nice example of that here…ass butt…
Alright guys and gals, it’s time to put on your thinking caps. We need a name for this hairdo. Leave your best in the comments below. Funniest name for this haircut wins a future copy of our third book: People of Walmart: State of Emergency! Annnnnnnd GO!