Yo, I’m about to solve both of your problems in one suggestion. Your pants won’t fray and your ass crack won’t get the chills if you simply hike them suckers up. Boom! Two birds, one stone.
I feel like my man has taken a few too many blows to the head diving from the top rope.
Guy looks like he is on the next level dad-strength. He would truck you over and put your friend in a sleeper hold for a solid 30 minutes just to prove a point.
R.I.P. to whatever elasticity those shorts had.