Typically clothing is supposed to cover your bikini tan line, but then again typically people wear shoes out in public! Is it just me or does that still seem like a really small amount of clothing, even for scantily clad? Take a minute to look at her and the amount of skin vs. clothing. Seems like the total amount of clothing all stacked up and put together might cover 1 leg. Awful to look at? No. But we have principles around here….I think.
All I’m saying is if this lady offers me an apple, I’m sure as hell not taking a bite.
You would figure that if you had time to sneak away and cheat on your wife, then you could find a few minutes to run your car through a car wash.