Some may find this cruel, I on the other hand find this to be genius. It serves the same purpose of those kid leashes but instead of looking like a tamed dog this kid now looks like a total badass. Think of his street cred; off the charts right now.
Winter looks like it’s gonna be a bitch this year! Damn, no joke, my balls just jumped up into my body because they are scared.
Never really thought about it, but I guess the day after Halloween for strippers is like Black Friday to every other shopper.
All I’m saying is if this lady offers me an apple, I’m sure as hell not taking a bite.