It’s stuff like this that keeps hope alive that the human race isn’t complete crap for me. Well done my friend.
Ahhh what the shit? Apparently the only thing lower than the prices are your sense of decency and self-worth. I hate to be the employee that gets called to the cleanup on that aisle from the creeper with a greasy mustache that you know is behind the camera lens.
Now that’s some next level stealth shit that just blew my f*cking mind! Just really impressed over here, I’m leaving it at that. Oh yeah, and her back titties look like the droopy jowls of a bulldog.
“Hello, can I get these dollar bills changed out for a few twenties? If you could just jam them into my thong that would be great! Kisses.”