Girl, you got your bootylicious bubblegum out for the whole world to see and those flippy floppies won’t cover up a damn thing! Sick covert over the shoulder selfie by the way. Hope you don’t get fired.
Umm, why hasn’t Target security come up and escorted you back to Walmart yet?
Mystery solved. Kind of an anticlimactic ending, but I’m happy to get closure on the matter.
I don’t know what the hell is going on. This isn’t Japan buddy, that weird, freaky stuff isn’t as normal here in the US of A.