I will not make a pussy joke. I will not make a pussy joke. I will not make a pussy joke. Ahhhh, ummmm, dammit! I really wanna make a pussy joke! That’s it, I’m leaving before I crack, you guys handle this one. Best caption gets to pet her…oh geez, there I go again, never mind.
I’m sorry, Walmart can’t refund or exchange your childhood. That’s gone; play the hand you were dealt.
You’d figure I wouldn’t be so surprised to find so many bottom biscuits in a grocery store, but alas, consider me perplexed.
Falling asleep at the wheel is not only dangerous, but appears extremely uncomfortable.