I wouldn’t even mind waiting in those long ass checkout lines if this dude was ringing me up every time.
Why does it always seem that only the ones who shouldn’t be wearing the short booty shorts are the ones who need to get something on the bottom rack?
Some may find this cruel, I on the other hand find this to be genius. It serves the same purpose of those kid leashes but instead of looking like a tamed dog this kid now looks like a total badass. Think of his street cred; off the charts right now.
Winter looks like it’s gonna be a bitch this year! Damn, no joke, my balls just jumped up into my body because they are scared.