Ahhh what the shit? Apparently the only thing lower than the prices are your sense of decency and self-worth. I hate to be the employee that gets called to the cleanup on that aisle from the creeper with a greasy mustache that you know is behind the camera lens.
Maybe now you’ll think twice before you start bitching about how bad of a Monday you’re having!
The candy is free but the emotional scars will cost you your innocence and likely years of expensive therapy. That’s called the ol’ bait & switch folks, that’s how they get you in. Remember, nothing in life is truly free.
Stupid girl selfies – It’s about f*ckin’ time somebody did this.