The candy is free but the emotional scars will cost you your innocence and likely years of expensive therapy. That’s called the ol’ bait & switch folks, that’s how they get you in. Remember, nothing in life is truly free.
Maybe now you’ll think twice before you start bitching about how bad of a Monday you’re having!
Stupid girl selfies – It’s about f*ckin’ time somebody did this.
This might be the worst drive-by tragedy since Notorious B.I.G.