“Hello, can I get these dollar bills changed out for a few twenties? If you could just jam them into my thong that would be great! Kisses.”
Maybe now you’ll think twice before you start bitching about how bad of a Monday you’re having!
The candy is free but the emotional scars will cost you your innocence and likely years of expensive therapy. That’s called the ol’ bait & switch folks, that’s how they get you in. Remember, nothing in life is truly free.
Stupid girl selfies – It’s about f*ckin’ time somebody did this.