The only clear explanation here is this young lady grew by 14 years in a matter of minutes. That is the only reasonable thing to cause those pants to be that tight and for an adult sized person to be on the floor in the toys aisle.
What in the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks are you dressing for? “It’s super cold outside so I better dress warm, but I don’t want my milk to spoil under all that heat so I’ll cut out a little moonroof for ’em.”
Damn you for wearing giraffe jammies. Now all I can imagine in my mind is a giraffe with those long necks doing that black girl Mmmm Hmmm neck swivel thing.
Well of course Bigfoot is real. How could I look myself in the mirror if I didn’t take the guy with a goat on the roof of his car seriously?
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.