I see someone needs a diaper change. Maybe while you’re in the changing spirit, just go ahead and change everything else. Top to bottom, just switch it all out.
We got the fancy poodle and her mini me too. I feel bad for you puppies. All you want to do is chill, eat some Snausages and maybe roll around in some shit in the yard but instead they got you all dolled up for nothing. Don’t get me wrong, you’d make some best selling plush toys for kids, but since you’re not you should probably get the hell out of Walmart.
Got that all jean jumpsuit so you can work out & chafe at the same time!
Looks like you turned the blow dryer setting all the way to Spaceballs.