Today we see the bachelor out stalking his prey. He wanders over to the local Walmart, a popular feeding spot for the female. It doesn’t take long for the bachelor to spot one away from the pack. His instincts tell him this will be an easy feast today as it’s 8 am and she has a thong and a tall boy Heineken; clearly the weakest of the heard and easiest to bed.
Do you think they call it a match because I’d rather set myself on fire rather than dress just like someone else for fun? Probably not, but I like to think it could be.
Hey thanks for the weird titty shot. And by weird I mean that it’s odd that you are cool with flashing your boobs but blurring out your face before sending it to us and also weird because your floppy titties are pointing to two different corners of the parking lot floor. Lots of weird is what I’m getting at.
I think we need to pay back this little superhero for all his bravery and sacrifice saving us. How about a Caption Contest? Winner gets to take an upside down Spider-Man selfie with him…and maybe a copy of our newest PoWM calendar.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, Please of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.