That mullet just finished its own six-pack, flipped a Volvo and got 3 people pregnant…1 was a guy. Yeah, that’s the type of power that mullet has bro.
Sweetie, there are a few aisles I’d recommend you visit before picking out your rice and soups.
You ever see someone out in public around Halloween and convince yourself they are only dressed that way to get into the spirit of the holiday but inside your really know you’re just telling yourself that for peace of mind? I’m getting that feeling right now.
I sincerely hope you two are some sort of bizarre couple because I’m not sure I can wrap my head around the probability that you two are strangers that just so happen to be standing close enough together to get a picture of at the same time. That would be like Godzilla and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles all just chilling by the pool together. It would have to be planned.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.