Things I appreciate – proper hygiene. Things I don’t appreciate – you practicing your hygiene in public around my food.
Well what in the world did you combine there? I mean, neither of them are good on their own so what made you think jamming them together would help matters?
Are you even trying at life right now? You’re not waddling over to the bathroom closest mid-poop to grab a roll of TP, you are participating in society right now. Lets try to act like it.