Bill E. Goat

You see, what you’ve done is you have captured me in a dilemma here. I really wanna scream out in anger and curiosity as to why you have a f*cking goat in your car, but at the same time unlike most idiots, you’ve left your goat in the car rather than bring him in the store with you. So, in the spirit of fair play today, you shall pass.

North Carolina

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“Dude, I can’t be a racist, I have Obama tattooed on my leg!” (Editor’s note: I’ve had a Mitt Romney tattoo on my ass cheek for 2 1/2 years, so if he wins you guys can’t say I’m a bandwagon fan.)


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Nashville Star

It’s another celebrity sighting at Walmart. This time it’s country singerĀ Chris Young…and I’m happy to say that I know so little about country music that I didn’t know which one he was until I Googled him. I mean, I assumed it was the guy on the left, but let’s face it, they both look like they could twang out some depressing shit about beer, women & horses.

West Virginia

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Time Of The Month

It was the ‘1st of tha month’ and, of course, everyone that receives government benefits was at Walmart. An announcement was made that the EBT Machines (food stamps) were down. All of a sudden, people started abandoning carts FULL of food and the store cleared out. As my mother and I were leaving, it was a maze of raw meat and popsicles.

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