The good news is your ass looks like the 1-Up from Super Mario. The bad news is if that’s what I have to touch to get that extra life, I don’t think it’s worth it.
Wheww, okay people we are in the clear. For a minute there I thought “sexy” meant something completely different and we’ve been using it wrong all this time. Turns out she’s the one that is mistaken as to it’s meaning.
What’s worse than having a monkey at Walmart? Having an ugly monkey that also seems like a dick at Walmart. Seriously, cuteness goes a long way with animals, but when your ugly monkey is sticking it’s tongue out I just want to punch it.
Afro Star! What’s cracking good lookin’? I haven’t seen you since times where good. Glad you could pop on by and make a quick cameo here for us. You didn’t forget the little guys once you made it big girlfriend, and that’s what I like about you…that and of course your sweet afro puff.