In today edition of “Who Wears It Better?”, we have two fine dimes showing off their goodies. I said what what in the butt!
Hot damn! We take our favorite game on the road for Who Drives It Better: Pathetic Dinosaur-Looking Cars Edition. So which set of spikes would you prefer to look at even less than the Spike channel? (If that channel still exists.)
Connecticut & New Mexico
Son of a bee sting lady! Why are you trying to test me? Everyone knows that I’m not a fan of any type of animal (besides service animals) inside of Walmart, but you insist on testing me about it dammit. “Oh, I have an idea, let’s see how angry & torn he gets when we take an old lady and have her hold a young puppy in her shirt embodying all that is good and pure about the circle of life.” – Not cool people, not cool.
What? You think old dudes stop liking shit because they’re old? Hell no. From the time men are born to the time we die you can bet men will always love some titties and ripping ass….not necessarily in that order.
California & Connecticut