I don’t mean to throw a whole bag of “I told you so” on top of the shit that is already on your back, but you are proving everything I’ve ever said about animals in Walmart is correct. Honestly, I could only be more satisfied if I jumped up on your shoulders and shit down your back myself.
Hello Kitty, Goodbye reputation.
I haven’t seen this much crack since that night I partied with Bobby Brown.
So the real question here, and really the only important one you will be faced with today, is what are your thoughts on titty tattoos? My thought process on them is this: If you have ugly boobies (see above) then a tattoo making me think they are sexy is extremely unlikely. Now if you already have a nice rack then congrats, you have a nice rack and you already won everyone over. We already want to look at them, no need to run up the score.