Say what you want about their views on Sunday business, all I’m saying is Chick-fil-a is killing it with their marketing. Love their guerrilla marketing here! Thanks lady, I will go eat more chicken…’cause it’s delicious.
Of course Jesus would park his van at Walmart, because he probably saw our site and realized he could cut down on time and save soooo many souls in one place!
You haven’t lived until you have walked around Walmart with a monkey’s vagina touching you neck. Yeah, it’s gross, but you people need to think about that so people stop doing this crap. They aren’t birds, you’ve got monkey genitals all up on your face!
Some pirates looking for booty are gonna be in for quite the surprise when they find these black spots marked for a pirate’s death! (Shout out to Muppets Treasure Island for that bit of knowledge.)