Cross-dressing…you’re not doing it right. Keep the chest hair at home there Tom Selleck.
Those dirty eyes just follow you everywhere you move. It’s like the Mona Lisa of rape.
Throw a couple of beer cans around that guy and I would swear that’s what I looked like 4 out of 7 nights during college. Of course most of the time I made it home and not on LateNightMistakes.com.
I feel like something is off here, but I just can’t put my naked ass on it…I mean finger on it. I can’t seem to put my finger on it.