It seems that we discovered some sort of hairy wolf-woman creature. Let this be a lesson to all you hunters of mythical creatures; sometimes the lead-up to the discovery is much better than actually finding them.
Hey Little Bo Creep, you didn’t lose your sheep, they all ran away.
Well that’s just fitting, because she definitely stole my heart…what’s that? Oh I’m having a heart attack? Okay, yeah that makes more sense.
What I need to know is while you were in the store, what the hell happened to the middle part of your jeans? I mean, it has to be a crazy story because I refuse to believe anyone in the entire world would do that shit on purpose.