Only the strong survive folks! We need to stop coddling our infants with these federally tested safe baby harnesses and let ’em hang on for dear life on a makeshift hoodie-papoose like this lady. Kudos lady, when you need a character reference letter for the Child Protective Services, be sure to give me a holler.
I’m starting to think they give those jorts away in one of those special edition NASCAR themed cases of Busch beer.
Dear Grimace, I think your beav is about to fall out. Please tell your vagina that shorts are not food. Sincerely, mankind.
Maybe she went a little too far with her Halloween costume? That would be a logical explanation right? Ohh I hope that’s what it is. But what the hell did she go as? Ehh, I give up. What do you guys think she did? Best idea doesn’t get punched in the spleen by her.