Suspenders…you’re not doing it right. So in today’s edition of Who Wears It Better, we want to know if you are more partial to suspenders over or under a shirt. Also, more or less butt crack. We have a feeling we know the answer to the second part, but sometimes you guys surprise us.
It’s like Larry The Cable Guy meets The Ultimate Warrior, which surprisingly does not look better than it sounds.
Oh yeah! Coed Who Wears It Better: Luscious Legs Edition! Got them short shorts and long 70’s basketball style socks, so which chicken leg would you want to eat?
Georgia & Oklahoma
COLUMBUS, Ind. — A Columbus man sustained a “significant puncture wound” after stabbing himself with a fishing knife this morning at the east-side WalMart.
The 32-year-old man was taken to Columbus Regional Hospital for treatment after police found him with a stab wound in his torso.
Columbus Police Patrolmen Steve Long and Zach Burbrink responded to the store at 5 a.m. and found the man with blood on his shirt leaning up against the side of the building near the entrance to the grocery area.
The man used a fishing knife he got in the store to stab himself inside the store, according to police. The knife was located by the store’s customer service center, and there was a trail of blood from the center to one of the cash registers.
Police have not determined why the man stabbed himself, but they think he was talking on a phone at the time.
The man’s name was not released. The Republic does not usually cover incidents involving self-inflicted harm unless the incident occurs in a public place.