I was employed at the Wooster, OH Wal Mart as a Fitting Room Associate. Well, one of my main responsibilities was to answer the phone, and usually direct the caller to the appropriate department. One Saturday afternoon, I received several unusual calls in a row. The first one was a woman calling to alert someone about the man on the roof. Immediately I assumed it was an employee with a legitimate reason to be there. This was an incorrect assumption. My very next call was from the man on the roof. He told me he was stuck and that someone needed to come help him get down. I asked him why he was on the roof and his response was “Because I can be!” Over the next 10 minutes I got 4 more calls reporting the man on the roof.
I was about to lay into this guy for having all that stupid crap on his car that is just waiting to fly off and smack my car when I’m driving behind him until I saw the old school McDonald’s McNugget Buddies glued to his dashboard! He went from being on my shit list to being on my awesome list. Don’t forget to check out other things that truly make your meal a happy one over at FreaksofFastFood.com.
Oh hey what’s up baby, how you doin’? Why don’t you give me a little quick peep underneath that little cute shirt of…oh those are man-boobs. Don’t tell my friends about this conversation.
It’s time for this week’s installment of Who Wears It Better?! Today’s matchup deals is between two heavy hitters in the gaming industry. Do you go with the classic Pac-Man or Pokemon’s Pikachu complete with handbag? The choice is yours people!
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