I couldn’t think of a worse way to die than being crushed by a jacked up Dodge Neon.
Awesome shirt! Did you get that when you signed up for your slutty bowling team?
Is it just me or does mesh make everything look sexy?…Oh, it’s just me? Hmm, I guess I look kinda foolish now. Not as foolish as this guy, but still foolish.
Yeah sure, you may think that little tail looks goofy now, but you should see it when it’s sticking out of an adjustable baseball cap…What’s that? It still looks stupid? Then I retract my previous statement. You look like a creeper.