Geez! I’m sure you can hear more than Santa up on the rooftop going click, click, click. You could probably hear him let out a squeaker up in the North Pole with those things!
So a few days after relocating to Pittsburgh I stopped by Wal-Mart to pick up a few things. The store was the dirtiest and darkest Wal-Mart I’d ever been in. As I rounded one aisle looking for pet food, I noticed a large women and her 4 children checking out diaper packages. As I passed back by the aisle a few minutes later, she had one child on the shelf changing his diaper. As I stood there watching, mortified, I watched her wrap up the used diaper – which was muddy – and leave it on the shelf where her child had been laying. She then saw me watching and said “What you looking at bitch? Never seen no one change a baby before?”
I have not been back to that store since.
At first I thought this woman making out with her dog in the middle of Walmart was weird, then we were told that this lady took a bottle of water from her husband, drank it, then spit it back up for her dog. So everything is good now, nothing to be weirded out by here!
Douches and Doritos, the perfect stocking stuffer for the University of Cincinnati basketball team after their classy handling of a lopsided loss to my alma mater Xavier University. Does Xavier have some fault in the brawl? Yeah sure, but until a graduate of UC can figure out how to use a computer, we’ll go with my side of the story.