Pffft, planking is SOOO 3 months ago. Everybody knows the new shit is Rocket Shipping – the art of putting stuff over your head to pretend you are in a rocket ship.
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If you’re going to dress your dog up like Bob Marley, don’t half ass it. The dreads are awesome, don’t get me wrong, but at least give my man here something to puff on while you are buying your avocado, ice pick, and snorkel that you will MacGyver into a bong when you get home.
Since people seem to like GirlsInYogaPants.com, this picture made us realize that there needs to be a site to showcase some of the sexy older ladies in our lives. So we bought GranniesInYogaPants.com and it is set to launch never.
I’ve been staring at here for 25 minutes and can’t think of anything to say, which is a first for me. Give us your best one-liner in the comments and whoever is the funniest may receive this piece of gum that is underneath my desk.