At first I thought this woman making out with her dog in the middle of Walmart was weird, then we were told that this lady took a bottle of water from her husband, drank it, then spit it back up for her dog. So everything is good now, nothing to be weirded out by here!
Douches and Doritos, the perfect stocking stuffer for the University of Cincinnati basketball team after their classy handling of a lopsided loss to my alma mater Xavier University. Does Xavier have some fault in the brawl? Yeah sure, but until a graduate of UC can figure out how to use a computer, we’ll go with my side of the story.
Oh what could be more embarrassing than leaving TP sticking out of your pants? – Great question. The answer seems to be leaving dookie stained TP sticking out of your pants. “Share” this post on our Facebook page to be entered to win a t-shirt from RateTees.com.
As I was walking out of Wal-Mart with my family, we noticed a very large lady (had to be 6’3) limping over to an electric scooter. She was wearing pink leggings and a unbelievably short tank top. Her breasts were not supported by any type of bra and her butt crack hanging in the wind showed her lack of panties. Her stomach rolls were piling up as she sat onto the scooter and could not reach the handle bars because of her size. She heard a loud creak and screamed at whom seemed to be her daughter “GOD DAMN IT! WHY DIDN’T I GET THAT DAMN BREAST REDUCTION!?!?!?”, my sons…being high schoolers then said to her “Lady you need way more then a breast reduction!”. She, obviously madden by this looks over to my boys and throws her purse at them. Her large sack of a purse spills onto the floor and the usual money, coupons, check book and pack of gum falls out of her wallet…along with the mound of pads, tampons, condoms, lube and lady toy. Stunned, my son Noah says “Thanks for the show lady! Though I dont think you will need the condoms…have fun with the rest! AND, since it was NOT a very good show ill be taking your pay back!”, he runs to go pick up the three crushed up singles she has and we were on our way!