I watch enough shows like Swamp People and Billy the Exterminator to know that we have probably just discovered the next big reality TV star…and his opossum. But what I don’t know is what they are going to call the show, luckily for me I have you guys to help us out.
Oh sweetheart, you’re just like those little hard chalky candy hearts on Valentine’s Day…you think you’re being sweet and delicious, but really nobody actually likes you. Yet for some reason we just can’t stay away.
Oh Valentine’s Day, that wonderful time of year where you spend time with someone or in this case something you love. I mean, most men end up being rats anyway, right ladies? Right? I said am I right ladies?!?!
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Holiday Man and everyone here at People of Walmart. We all hope you’ve found your special WalCreature to love!