As the lioness stalks her prey, the defenseless antelope hears what appears to be the cackling of a store full of laughing heyenas and is quickly alerted of the nearby predator and able to escape unscathed.
You would figure that these impersonators would at least make an attempt to look like Elvis. Hell, you could have a done a better job sitting on the crapper snorting a line and eating a peanut butter and bacon sandwich!
Indiana & Kentucky
I know they are difficult to see, what with the camouflage and all, but if you look closely you can see some ass-cracks. So it’s time to determine “Who Wears it Better: Camo Crack Edition”! Is the crack more flattering from camo pants or camo shirts? Finally we settle this debate!
California & Louisiana