Cyber Monday > Black Friday: Part 1

Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #1: You avoid being trampled and gang-banged by a stampede of assholes fighting over a $28 stereo.

New Mexico & Tennessee

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Tales From Black Friday: Pepper Spray

At least 20 people suffered minor injuries Thursday night inside a crowded Wal-Mart in Porter Ranch after a female customer used pepper spray on other shoppers attending a Black Friday sale, officials said.

At least seven people were examined after being hit with the pepper spray. The 10:10 p.m. incident forced employees to evacuate part of the store, police said.

“This was customer-versus-customer ‘shopping rage,'” said Los Angeles Police Lt. Abel Parga.

He said police were seeking a female suspect. Parga added that it was unclear what prompted the confrontation.

Los Angeles Fire Department officials said they were treating about 10 people with minor injuries at the store, which is on Rinaldi Street near Corbin Avenue in the San Fernando Valley.

Shawn Lenske, a Fire Department spokesman, said the injuries, all minor, were due to “rapid crowd movement.”

No arrests have been made.

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Getting Her Nails Did

SNELLVILLE, Ga. — A teenage girl’s teeth were shattered when a large porcelain bowl struck her in the face during a brawl inside a suburban Atlanta nail salon that may have been touched off by a dispute over pricing.

Gail Dudley tells WSB-TV that her 17-year-old daughter Ashley Corbett was waiting to have her nails done when others began fighting in the Regal Nails inside a Walmart store in Snellville on Monday night. Someone threw a bowl used by customers to soak their nails, and it shattered as it struck the girl in her face.

According to the girl and her mother, the incident started when a woman came in and complained about the prices.

Dudley says her daughter, who was treated at a hospital, was an innocent bystander. Police are investigating.

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Baby Barcodes

Hey lady, this isn’t the beginning of the f*cking Simpsons where you drag your baby across the scanner to see what the price is! Jam it in an unsanitary cart like the rest of us do!


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