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Funny

03.20.

2,400 Stones

Ahh yes, it’s every college student’s favorite time of year, Spring Break! Where undergrads everywhere take some well deserved time off from drinking and partying at school and go south to the beach….to drink and party. Oh how I miss those days. Enjoy it while you can kids, school drinking is so much more fun than graduating, realizing there are no jobs and then you begin unemployed drinking.

Florida

Rating: 6.7/10 (41 votes cast)

Rating: +1 (from 3 votes)

03.20.

Tebowing Out

Well with Peyton Manning signing with the Broncos I suppose Tebowing will have to put it’s mark on a new city. Funny how everyone in Denver defended him and loved him until they got a real quarterback and now they sing a different tune. I could really care less about where he goes, but where do you guys think Tim Tebow will resurrect?

Idaho

Rating: 4.8/10 (34 votes cast)

Rating: +8 (from 10 votes)

35 Comments Featured Creature // Funny // Idaho // Random

03.20.

Reverse, Reverse

Well we’ve seen back boobs on here so I guess it’s only natural to see a plumber’s crack in the front, or as I like to call it, Gut-Butt.

Michigan

Rating: 8.2/10 (96 votes cast)

Rating: +20 (from 32 votes)

1 Comment Featured Creature // Funny // Michigan // Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear // Walmart Fashion

03.20.

T.P.

My wife and I took one of our kids to Super Wally World on Black Friday for the big sales. I told her that I had to go to the little girls room and I would be right back. Naturally, I don’t trust the seats at Walmart especially after seeing your site and how nasty these primates are. So, I put some tissue down and did my business.

After I was done, I walked back to electronics to meet my wife and kid. I found her and she was laughing her ass off, so was my kid. I asked what the hell was going on and she told me to look behind me.

Apparently I had what looked like a 5 foot piece of toilet paper that had gotten “stuck” to my clothes, (coming from inside my pants) and hung down past my feet.

I walked all the way from the front of the store, to the rear with this damn thing hanging there and not one person said anything about it.

I ripped it off, threw it down next to the wife as she was laughing so hard that she was crying, then bolted to the next aisle.

I am really suprised that I did not end up on your webpage, would have been an instant classic.

Rating: 8.8/10 (27 votes cast)

Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)

8 Comments Funny // Stories