Before everyone packs grandma up and heads out for the holidays, let’s finish strong with another caption contest for a free shirt courtesy of our designated drivers at RateTees.com.
I used to work for a Wal-Mart as a cashier. One day when I was working, I had this guy come up to me and as I was checking him out, he was being very flirty. When I was at the last of his items he blurted out, “Let me take you to the back and you can have my babies.”
I never expected to see “Mr. Badass” Henry Rollins at Walmart, then again I didn’t expect to see “Mr. Badass” Henry Rollins wearing his reading glasses around his neck either. Now some of you might know him from his music career, others more recently from his appearance as a white supremacist on Sons of Anarchy, but I’ll always remember him from the 1994 movie The Chase.
Someone tell Santa his long ass vacation is over! You’ve got 10 days here pal, you better get a move on it, everyone’s copy of the People of Walmart book isn’t gonna deliver itself….see what I did there? It’s called self-promotion. Pick your loved one up a copy today!