Congrats to Alabama for winning the National Championship last night by shutting out LSU 21-0. Sure there wasn’t a TD scored until the 4 minute mark in the 4th quarter of the 2nd game these two played this year, but I’m cool with defensive players finally getting paid in college! Why should it just be quarterbacks & running backs that get bags of cash? So congrats for now, but forgive me for expecting every National Championship for the past 5 years to eventually be taken away by scandal.
“Gam Gam a whore? I think something must have been lost in the translation.” HOOKER! PROSTITUTE! SLUT FOR MONEY! “Okay, I get it, Gam Gam is a whore”
Ummm Luscious, you seem to be having a severe allergic reaction to your awful tattoo! Don’t worry, I swell up like a bastard when I get stung by a bee, just get some Benadryl.
Some parents just have all the hidden tricks on how to keep their baby calm and well behaved out in public. Well, finally we here at PoWM are gonna reveal her secret!…It’s not a real baby. Now that I think of it, I guess that’s about the same as having a gallon of milk not screaming or crying in your cart. Hmm, not that impressive at all really.