It must be odd for you to run into SO many illiterate women. You ever think that maybe the only reason people could read that shirt is because they have almost snapped their necks turning their heads sideways in complete shock and disgust?
And it’s time for one of my favorite (and quite possibly the grossest) game, “How much money would it take to get you to lift and sniff?
Listen, I don’t want to offend you because I’m really not in the mood to wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney, but you look crazy and all I’m gonna say is those boots don’t seem very safe especially when they are more than likely going to be wrapped around a john’s neck. There, I said my piece, now let me retreat safely.
It’s only Thursday but it seems I’m not the only one looking forward to the weekend. Nothing better than poppin’ a squat and enjoying a smoke while your buddy works on your truck in a Walmart parking lot…I think the kids refer to this as “the sweet life”!