Despite being an elderly man with a cane, side boob, and what appears to be a tiny pee stain, I sill can’t shake the feeling that this guy would smack a bitch back to Tuesday. Gotta respect that.
I got bad news for everyone…sometimes your fair maiden never comes. However, keep your chin up because sometimes your fair maiden does come…and looks like this.
I’m not a parent yet, but I’m pretty sure McDonald’s is like God’s gift to parents when it comes to keeping your child calm so you can breathe for a minute and try to get something accomplished. Correct me if I’m wrong but at least when I was a kid it did a hell of a job keeping me distracted from complaining about something useless.
Hehehehehehehe! – Oh, why am I giggling like a school boy? Because you remind me of my childhood toys the Weeble Wobbles.