Well gobble gobble everyone! We at PoWM want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving and also remind everyone to button your pants back up if you plan on running out to Walmart after your big feast!
Unlike some of the other fake mothers we’ve seen on here, this one at least takes the necessary precautions to ensure the safety of her plastic baby. Although now that I think of it, it’s probably cheaper to just replace the baby than it is to buy an expensive baby carrier seat…
Wow you severely underestimated the weather there Bub! I get having a positive attitude towards the weather but in reality that doesn’t determine whether or not it will snow. Now personally, I moved south to the beach so I don’t have to put up with this shit, but the key word there is “moved”; You gotta do more than just have Carolina on your mind to keep yourself and your car snow-free.
Turns out that sex scene between the Black Swan and the White Swan somehow managed to produce an offspring, whom we shall refer to as Grey Swan. Unfortunately, she manages to look nothing like Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis so really this movie just took a turn to uninteresting town. Total letdown.