You ever hit that point where you question our entire population as a species? I mean I was at the tipping point with the Snuggie, but now we are so spoiled and lazy that even a Snuggie is inconvenient?!?! We have to have onesies now? Really? Hell, they aren’t even trying to be cute with the name, they call the damn thing Forever Lazy! Wow! “Hey fat lazy Americans, now you don’t have to change your clothes at all.” Wow!
Florida & Indiana
Good news: now you can stop being angry as to why when you were a child your parents never let you drink pop all the time. His parents let him have pop all the time. He really likes soda.
It’s once again time for “Who Wears It Better: Casino Roulette Edition“! So who ya gonna double down on, red or black?
Arizona & Arkansas
Is there anything worse than the ass-crack of dawn on a Monday? I submit that there is not.