Oh people, people, people, listen to me please! Just because they have self-checkout doesn’t mean you have to do it, especially those of you who need those how-to books for dummies for everything you do in life. If you have to consult a book to learn how to properly take dump in the morning, checking yourself out at the store is probably way too advanced for you.
A few years ago I went grocery shopping with my then 2 year old son. I came out of the store and began walking to my car when I noticed a few police officers around my car. As I got closer, I saw a pile of something behind my car. When I was up next to my car, I noticed it was a pile of headless rabbits. There must have been at least 15 of them. The police had searched the parking lot to find a truck 2 spaces away from my car that had a bunch of rabbit heads in the back and they were waiting for the owner to come out of the store. I was horrified.
Sometimes in life we are forced to deal with the tough questions thrown our way, so I present this conundrum to you…is that a good comb-over or the best comb-over ever?
Here is what we can learn from this picture: (1) Mystical creatures look awesome, (2) Spongebob is always cool no matter what, and (3) Wolverine is gonna look awesome when he gets older and his hair turns white. Those are all A+ discoveries in my book.