I would suggest not getting the Activia yogurt, because despite what Jamie Lee Curtis says, you don’t want that to work too quickly while you’re wearing those shorts!
Well, for you guys that plan on giving her candy, I would suggest keeping it in the wrapper.
Nope, not a costume folks! I’m pretty sure she is Cousin Itt’s mistress, but that hasn’t been confirmed yet. What has been confirmed is the fact that her hair weighs about 31 lbs and takes over 10 hours to wash. Seriously, that part has actually been confirmed. It doesn’t take me 10 hours to wash my house, car, clothes, dogs and self combined. What level of commitment would you have?
What do Mariachi bands and the NFL have in common?….sorry that wasn’t a set-up to a joke, seriously what the hell do they have in common?