Santa’s work is done, now it’s time for you to deal with setting everything up and returning half your gifts. He is just gonna sit back and relax for a few months.
It’s true that the antlers definitely add some cuteness to your pet goat, but I don’t think they add any sanitation to the situation so I’m still gonna have to ask you to leave your farm animals back at the farm. Although I have to admit I was pretty damn close to letting this one slide, but I just can’t set a precedent of allowing this.
I don’t know how your jingle bells rock, and to be honest I don’t ever want to find out!
It’s so obvious that it probably doesn’t even need said, but i think I’ll go ahead and speak for everyone so you only have to hear it once: “I think you need an attitude adjustment.”