I was gonna warn you that opening that umbrella up in your car may bring bad luck, but I feel like I’m probably too late to start trying to help you change your luck.
I’m not sure why, but I just can’t shake the urge to run up and put one of those back titties in a headlock and unloading fist blows into it. Maybe it’s for the sheer fact that I can put a back titty in a headlock, maybe not; All I know is I wanna do it so bad!!
This is the big beast Kimbo Slice, a former porno film bodyguard turned fighter! Turns out he is much better at backyard brawls than he is fighting pros in MMA fighting, but there isn’t enough money in the world to get me to say anything else remotely negative about this boss! By the way, that might be one of the sweetest names ever.
This is someone I would want to ring in the new year with because you know he’s got the best shit in town.