I’m glad ugly Christmas sweaters are the cool thing to do now, that way people will think I’m stylish instead of knowing I was forced to wear that thing my aunt made me. If only that tie-dye and Spongebob look could gain some traction.
It must be crazy clash day at the Northpole…or Grandma found my stash of ecstasy.
For some reason I don’t think Santa is an any hurry to get down their chimneys tonight.
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