Hall Of Fame
My main man Willy the Pimp is such a ballin’ ass true pimp of all the pimps that he managed to sell off that big dude for twice the price he gets for his baddest dime chick. True story. Respect it.
Hell yes! St. Patrick’s Day just got a whole lot more pimp-a-licious! Every day is a holiday when this sly mother…watch your mouth…shows up. Pimp on Willly, pimp on!
Is it odd that it’s actually not odd to see the circus in town at Walmart? Sometimes it’s a little more dignified and subdued, others times it’s legs up in your shopping cart.
This is less of a Happy Valentine’s Days wish from us and the Holiday Man and more of a public service announcement reminding all of our male fans out there that you have 1 week to spend a bunch of money for no reason other than it’s the 14th of February or you’ll get in trouble with your lady friend.