Hall Of Fame
Hell yes! St. Patrick’s Day just got a whole lot more pimp-a-licious! Every day is a holiday when this sly mother…watch your mouth…shows up. Pimp on Willly, pimp on!
Is it odd that it’s actually not odd to see the circus in town at Walmart? Sometimes it’s a little more dignified and subdued, others times it’s legs up in your shopping cart.
This is less of a Happy Valentine’s Days wish from us and the Holiday Man and more of a public service announcement reminding all of our male fans out there that you have 1 week to spend a bunch of money for no reason other than it’s the 14th of February or you’ll get in trouble with your lady friend.
Is it weird my first thought right now is if she is willing to show some boobies at Walmart then she probably could have put that to good use and skipped some Black Friday lines? Also, boobs are the best. Just in case anyone had any doubt as to what is the best, it’s boobs. The answer has always been and will always be boobs.