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This is less of a Happy Valentine’s Days wish from us and the Holiday Man and more of a public service announcement reminding all of our male fans out there that you have 1 week to spend a bunch of money for no reason other than it’s the 14th of February or you’ll get in trouble with your lady friend.
Is it weird my first thought right now is if she is willing to show some boobies at Walmart then she probably could have put that to good use and skipped some Black Friday lines? Also, boobs are the best. Just in case anyone had any doubt as to what is the best, it’s boobs. The answer has always been and will always be boobs.
I bet you were all getting worried if we’d have a Happy Thanksgiving post from the Holiday Man. Well fear not, our walking display of cheer is hear to wish us all a Happy Thanksgiving.
Guess who’s baaaaack? It’s only been a little over two weeks, but oh how we’ve missed you! The Hamburglar never looked so good. I’m definitely lovin’ it.