Hall Of Fame
Oh my sweet sweet Afro Star. How you can turn my frown upside down! Now it’s not everyday you can see a PoWM Hall of Famer people, so show some respect by removing your hair picks and bowing down.
I heard Willy the Pimp tried to dress up as a normal, boring person for Halloween…
Willy the Pimp loves lots of things including babies, the color pink, and titties. If there is one man that can make pink look boss during Breast Cancer Awareness month it’s Willy the Pimp. I heard one good pimp smack from him scares the cancer so bad it instantly leaves your body. Fact.***
*** Not a fact. Please don’t actually rely on a pimp smack to try and cure cancer. Listen to your doctor, not me, I don’t know shit about cancer.
Our pregnant fan here said she had the most pimptastic pimps bless her child with the power of pimp! The good news is if you have a boy he will be the coolest cat in town! The bad news comes if you have a girl. End of the day a pimp is gonna pimp. Believe that…anyway, it’s a 50/50 crap-shoot but totally worth it in my opinion.