Hall Of Fame
Our pregnant fan here said she had the most pimptastic pimps bless her child with the power of pimp! The good news is if you have a boy he will be the coolest cat in town! The bad news comes if you have a girl. End of the day a pimp is gonna pimp. Believe that…anyway, it’s a 50/50 crap-shoot but totally worth it in my opinion.
Someone tell Justin Bieber that he ain’t got nothin’ on my man Willy the Pimp. You think little girls scream loud in excitement for the Bieb? Shiiiiiit, I’ve seen grown men faint when they see the Pimp. Keep pimpin’ big Willy, keep pimpin’!
Afro Star! What’s cracking good lookin’? I haven’t seen you since times where good. Glad you could pop on by and make a quick cameo here for us. You didn’t forget the little guys once you made it big girlfriend, and that’s what I like about you…that and of course your sweet afro puff.
Ladies and gentlemen, People of Walmart Hall of Famer Willy The Pimp. Like a boss!