August 23rd, 2013
What is it about dudes dressed as sluts that really gets me pumped for the weekend? Bad decisions here I come!!!! Whoooo!
August 5th, 2013
I was just saying to my bff the other day “Hey bff, you know what would make shopping for stuff more enjoyable? The smell of monkey shit.” And my bff was like “Hey! You might be on to something there!” It really was another bonding moment for us. Also, get your stupid f*cking primates out of the damn store!!!
July 24th, 2013
Short shorts are a staple in the bottom biscuits world. What I want to know is do you like yours bare or in the underwear wrapper?