Between the hair and the shredded spandex I’m not really sure what you got girl but I’ll tell you what you don’t got. You don’t got it going on! – Do people still say that or did that die out in the 90’s? If they don’t, I’m bringing it back.
Because if she didn’t get enough of your attention with her dirty dreads/afro puff combo or a Geisha fan then she’ll make sure you turn your focus to her with the bull horn. Basically, do yourself a favor and just look for a minute then run.
Furries: Because sometimes there just aren’t enough creepy people in the world to sleep with.
Ohhh it’s that time again where we all rejoice in our favorite game of Who Wears It Better: Yellow Fever Edition. So which yellow submarine would you guys like to sink?
Alabama & Ohio