Well we have our “biscuit bottoms” & “muffin tops” and this seems more than a “plumber’s crack” so I think it deserves it’s own name, and I think you are the people to give it one! So let’s hear it folks, what shall we call this glorious thing?
I wonder if their safe word is “rollback”.
Listen, I get it, sometimes it’s a pain in the ass to return things at Walmart and I too have considered giving the associate the ol’ stinky pinky, but then I realize that I’m a human being and not a monkey so that’s where that thought process in my head stops. I’m starting to really question yours.
It appears that this woman forgot to wear her pants to Walmart…or did she? Click here to find out »