Listen honey, I’m still coming down from my holiday sugar high so how bout you cover up your candy for me huh?
Let’s get a move on people! Grab a Coke and hop up on Santa’s lap cause he only has a few days left to hear your laundry list of unnecessary crap that your selfish ass wants some jolly guy to just give to you for free!
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom…..That wasn’t my Cookie Monster impression, I was trying to eat my weight in rat poison to escape.
We haven’t done a “Who wears it better?” in a while, so we decided to go back to our bread and butter: People who love the color pink. So who ya got, the lady who stole her daughter’s fleece blanket to wear as a skirt or the one skirting on the edge of reality with her pink hair boot purse combo?
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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.