June 25th, 2013
Between the hair and the shredded spandex I’m not really sure what you got girl but I’ll tell you what you don’t got. You don’t got it going on! – Do people still say that or did that die out in the 90′s? If they don’t, I’m bringing it back.
June 5th, 2013
Because if she didn’t get enough of your attention with her dirty dreads/afro puff combo or a Geisha fan then she’ll make sure you turn your focus to her with the bull horn. Basically, do yourself a favor and just look for a minute then run.
May 13th, 2013
Furries: Because sometimes there just aren’t enough creepy people in the world to sleep with.