Let’s get a move on people! Grab a Coke and hop up on Santa’s lap cause he only has a few days left to hear your laundry list of unnecessary crap that your selfish ass wants some jolly guy to just give to you for free!
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom…..That wasn’t my Cookie Monster impression, I was trying to eat my weight in rat poison to escape.
We haven’t done a “Who wears it better?” in a while, so we decided to go back to our bread and butter: People who love the color pink. So who ya got, the lady who stole her daughter’s fleece blanket to wear as a skirt or the one skirting on the edge of reality with her pink hair boot purse combo?
Alabama & Texas
I like this elf pimp leprechaun look you got going on, but I’m just extremely concerned what type of magical stuff you got in that fanny pack.