What are you? The viking goddess of loneliness? Get rid of the tail hat and try having a conversation with someone that doesn’t involve your theory on episode 218 of Star Trek.
Unlike most Barbies, this one comes with 5 kids, a case of PBR, and a carton of smokes.
Om Nom nom nom….Me want ruin your kids hopes and dreams!
This is more of a “Who doesn’t wear it better?” This is a tough decision because obviously both Mr. Tank-top tan and Mr. Saggy bottoms have what it takes to pick up ladies, which is actually more surprising than the fact that they’re shirtless. Personally I’m partial to Mr. Saggy bottoms for doing it without the summer beachwear, but that’s just me.
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