Listen hunny, the “one size fits all” tag is lying to you, so I suggest we try things on before we buy.
Your sense of fashion is Bananas, B-A-N-A-NA-S! How ’bout next time monkey see, monkey don’t.
It melts in your….Oh God, I need to go take a shower.
SAT Sample Question: Ankle weights are to weightlifting as _____ is to fashion.
A: Jorts; B: Tight Pink Spandex; C: All of the Above