August 5th, 2013
I was just saying to my bff the other day “Hey bff, you know what would make shopping for stuff more enjoyable? The smell of monkey shit.” And my bff was like “Hey! You might be on to something there!” It really was another bonding moment for us. Also, get your stupid f*cking primates out of the damn store!!!
July 24th, 2013
Short shorts are a staple in the bottom biscuits world. What I want to know is do you like yours bare or in the underwear wrapper?
July 22nd, 2013
Mother and child reunited? Although I suppose I could understand why each one would probably rather not be associated with the other.
Alabama & New Hampshire