July 19th, 2013
Who doesn’t want to grow up and look just like a plastic blowup sex doll? Man I can’t wait to have girls of my own to mentally ruin for life!
July 12th, 2013
Smoochie whoochie mother truckers. Who is gonna pucker up to these bottom biscuits?
June 25th, 2013
Between the hair and the shredded spandex I’m not really sure what you got girl but I’ll tell you what you don’t got. You don’t got it going on! – Do people still say that or did that die out in the 90′s? If they don’t, I’m bringing it back.