Police approached a suspected shoplifter that had been observed by Walmart Loss Prevention. Deciding he didn’t want to be arrested, the shoplifter resisted and attempted to run. After numerous commands to “GET DOWN ON THE GROUND,” he did not comply, so the police officers offered to help him out, with the aid of a taser gun! Which is awesome. If you’ve never seen someone get tasered in person I highly suggest you put that on your bucket list.
Okay, sometimes I think people will literally tattoo anything on their body. Our friends over at WTFTattoos.com have proven that by now. So if I had a huge gun to your head which tat would you get?
Arkansas & New Mexico
Is there a FUPA season? I mean, if I had to guess I’d say the springtime due to excess winter weight being gained unnoticed but I kinda have a bad “gut” feeling that we can’t limit these atrocities to just one time of year.
We’ve got ourselves a battle of big girl panty wearin’ ladies in this edition of “Who Wears It Better?”. Normally I’d pick the girl not in a motorized cart but history leaves me having a hard time betting on the stars and bars to win anything. Ehhh ohhh! Go ahead and take “Monday Morning Civil War Joke” off the board, it’s just been conquered.