Asses of Walmart come in so many shapes and sizes and colors and areas of the pants they pop out of. It’s quite the microcosm for Walmart and America in general I’d say. We’re all just a bunch of different looking asses, are we not?
Awwww snap! Look who caught you staring. Now hurry up and look away and act like you didn’t just make eye contact with a tramp stamp above her crack!
Police approached a suspected shoplifter that had been observed by Walmart Loss Prevention. Deciding he didn’t want to be arrested, the shoplifter resisted and attempted to run. After numerous commands to “GET DOWN ON THE GROUND,” he did not comply, so the police officers offered to help him out, with the aid of a taser gun! Which is awesome. If you’ve never seen someone get tasered in person I highly suggest you put that on your bucket list.
Okay, sometimes I think people will literally tattoo anything on their body. Our friends over at WTFTattoos.com have proven that by now. So if I had a huge gun to your head which tat would you get?
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